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Gum - Accept That You've Had A Baby Gum By Blue Q

Accept That You've Had a Baby Gum by Blue Q

$ 1.99

You may have had a hamster when you were younger so you probably know what it is to take care of something smaller than yourself.  Just don't forget to give this one water. 8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum in each box. Each pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.


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Gum - Always Be Yourself, Unles You Can Be A Unicorn Gum By Blue Q

Always Be Yourself, Unles You Can Be a Unicorn Gum by Blue Q

$ 1.99

Then, always be a unicorn.  Every time you chew a piece of gum, a unicorn gets it's horn. I heard that somewhere.  8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum in each box.  Each pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.


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Gum - Best Buds Gum By Blue Q

Best Buds Gum by Blue Q

$ 1.99

This gum has been made with a very special, mind-altering ingredient. It's called LOVE.  IF this isn't enough mint for you, pick up a package of our Feel Instantly High Breath Spray. 8 pieces of candy-coated, mint-flavored gum in each box.  Each pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.


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Gum - Better Late Than Really Late Gum By Blue Q

Better Late Than Really Late Gum by Blue Q

$ 1.99

Grrrl, you do you. Don't let anyone cramp your leisurely style.  8 pieces of candy-coated, mint-flavored gum in each box. Each pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.


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Gum - Big Ass Gum Gum By Blue Q

Big Ass Gum Gum by Blue Q

$ 1.99

Well does it? Careful how you answer that. Get a couple extra boxes for when you go shopping with your pals. 8 pieces of candy coated fruit flavored gum.  Each pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.


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Gum - Bigger Bitch Gum By Blue Q

Bigger Bitch Gum by Blue Q

$ 1.99

Could you be a bigger bitch?  Well, could you? Seriously. I really hate you. 8 fruit flavored pieces. Each pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.


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Hand Sanitizer - Bitch Slap Those Germs Hand Sanitizer By Blue Q

Bitch Slap Those Germs Hand Sanitizer by Blue Q

$ 5.99

I ain't goin' nowhere, but YOU are!  You think I won't?  Test me, go ahead, just try it. Kills 99.9% of germs on contact. 2 oz. /59 ml


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Gum - Boss Lady Gum By Blue Q

Boss Lady Gum by Blue Q

$ 1.99

Chew 'em up and Spit 'em Out. Spicy cinnamon Boss Lady Gum keeps breath snappy and fresh. Each trail blazin' box contains 8 sizzlin' nuggets.  Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.


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Socks - Carpe Diem Crew Socks By Blue Q

Carpe Diem Crew Socks by Blue Q

$ 9.99

Take the day by the Balls! Of your feet that is.  Make the most of today like nobody's business in these super comfy crew socks. Fits women's shoe size 5-10. Made of 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 1% spandex.   PLEASE NOTE: Blue Q socks feature panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” Their sassy phrases fall on...


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Gum - Cat Butt Gum By Blue Q

Cat Butt Gum by Blue Q

$ 1.99

8 peppermint pieces of 'Kiss My Ass' attitude per box. Get a second box cause you got a lot of attitude to share. Each pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.


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Hand Sanitizer - Cleaner Than Shit Hand Sanitizer By Blue Q

Cleaner Than Shit Hand Sanitizer by Blue Q

$ 5.99

Cleanliness is nest to godliness so they say.  Use extra if you actually see shit. With soothing extracts of Aloe Vera.  Kills 99.9% of germs on contact. 2 oz. /59 ml


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Gum - Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum By Blue Q

Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum by Blue Q

$ 1.99

A perfectly fine way to start the day! You can just smell the world waking up! 8 pieces of cinnamon gum. Each pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. 


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Socks - Cute, But Psycho Crew Socks By Blue Q

Cute, But Psycho Crew Socks by Blue Q

$ 9.99

  Fits women's shoe size 5-10.  Made of 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 1% spandex.   PLEASE NOTE: Blue Q socks feature panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” Our sassy phrases fall on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.


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Gum - Cute, But Psycho, But Cute Gum By Blue Q

Cute, but Psycho, but Cute Gum by Blue Q

$ 1.99

Do these crooked pigtails make me look psycho? Good.  Make it a pack and a pair by buying our matching socks when you buy this.    8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum in each box. Each pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.


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Dog Slobber Hand Sanitizer by Blue Q

Hand Sanitizer

$ 5.99
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Hand Sanitizer - Dog Slobber Hand Sanitizer By Blue Q

Dog Slobber Hand Sanitizer by Blue Q

$ 5.99

Fortified with moisturizing Aloe for the next time your pal gets a little too enthusiastic.  This just may be your hands best friend! Kills 99.9% of germs on contact. 2 oz. /59 ml


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Socks - Dogs Crew Socks By Blue Q

Dogs Crew Socks by Blue Q

$ 9.99

  Fits women's shoe size 5-10.  Made of 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 1% spandex.   PLEASE NOTE: Blue Q socks feature panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” Our sassy phrases fall on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.


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Socks - Don't Judge Me Crew Socks By Blue Q

Don't Judge Me Crew Socks by Blue Q

$ 9.99

  Fits women's shoe size 5-10.  Made of 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 1% spandex.   PLEASE NOTE: Blue Q socks feature panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” Our sassy phrases fall on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.


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Socks - Duchess Of Sassytown Crew Socks By Blue Q

Duchess of Sassytown Crew Socks by Blue Q

$ 9.99

  Fits women's shoe size 5-10.  Made of 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 1% spandex.   PLEASE NOTE: Blue Q socks feature panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” Our sassy phrases fall on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.


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Socks - F*ck This Sh*t Crew Socks By Blue Q

F*ck This Sh*t Crew Socks by Blue Q

$ 9.99

You know exactly who you're going to buy these socks for (besides a pair for you too, of course). It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn't mind lifting up their bottom cuff to show their true colors. And these are damn fine colors. And DAMN fine soft combed cotton. Fits women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 1% spandex.   ...


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Breath Spray - Feel Incredibly High Breath Spray By BlueQ

Feel Incredibly High Breath Spray by BlueQ

$ 5.99

Are you high or are you really high?  Can you even tell if your high, or just feel incredibly high with this Breath Spray from Blue Q?  There's only one true path to this wisdom, man.  Buy one an find out. .25 fl. oz./7.5 ml mint spray


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Breath Spray - Get Along With Other Human Beings Breath Spray By BlueQ

Get Along with Other Human Beings Breath Spray by BlueQ

$ 5.99

No matter how much you like people, you probably hate them too. That's probably why your favorite game is Solitaire.  This breath spray is for you AND for the people you hip check in line at Starbucks. .25 fl. oz./7.5 ml of mood altering mint spray


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Gum - Get Along With Your Coworkers Gum By Blue Q

Get Along with Your Coworkers Gum by Blue Q

$ 1.99

WARNING: If you don't find the effects of our gum strong enough, just quit your job. Life is too short to spend time with losers. And you don't need the stress. 8 pieces of fruit gum. Each pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. 


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Socks - Get Sh*t Done. Later. Crew Socks By Blue Q

Get Sh*t Done. Later. Crew Socks by Blue Q

$ 9.99

  Fits women's shoe size 5-10.  Made of 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 1% spandex.   PLEASE NOTE: Blue Q socks feature panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” Our sassy phrases fall on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.


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Gum - Happy Gum For Your Crappy Life Gum By Blue Q

Happy Gum for Your Crappy Life Gum by Blue Q

$ 1.99

Happy Fact Number 34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in denial of something. Makes your life less crappy - at least while you're chewing it. Fruit Flavor. 8 Pieces.  Each pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.


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