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Socks - Hellraiser Crew Socks By Blue Q

Hellraiser Crew Socks by Blue Q

$ 9.99

  Fits women's shoe size 5-10.  Made of 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 1% spandex.   PLEASE NOTE: Blue Q socks feature panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” Our sassy phrases fall on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.


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Gum - Hey Bitches Gum By Blue Q

Hey Bitches Gum by Blue Q

$ 1.99

Are you sure you want to know what I was thinking about you? Ok, then, let's throw back a box of Pinot and talk about it. 8 pieces of cinnamon gum. Each pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. 


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Gum - Hey Girl Hey Gum By Blue Q

Hey Girl Hey Gum by Blue Q

$ 1.99

I want you to know I've been watching, lady, and I think you're pretty damn awesome. So...here's some gum. Love ya. 8 pieces of hot cinnamon gum.  Each pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.


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Socks - Hi. I Don't Care. Thanks Crew Socks By Blue Q

Hi. I Don't Care. Thanks Crew Socks by Blue Q

$ 9.99

  Fits women's shoe size 5-10.  Made of 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 1% spandex.   PLEASE NOTE: Blue Q socks feature panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” Our sassy phrases fall on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.


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How High Drink Coaster by Wits n' Giggles

How High Drink Coaster by Wits n' Giggles

$ 3.25

"How High are You?  Yes." Hey, man, you know this would go great with Blue Q's Get Incredibly High Breath Spray! Protect your tabletops with these hilarious, absorbent, rubber drink coasters. The more you drink, the funnier they get!  You can also use them to identify whose drink is whose. Of course, you can buy a single coaster, but who likes t...


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Coasters - How The Hell? - Drink Coaster By High Cotton

How the Hell? - Drink Coaster by High Cotton

$ 3.25

"How the Hell?" Protect your tabletops with these hilarious,absorbent, neoprene drink coasters. The more you drink, the funnier they get!  You can also use them to identify whose drink is whose. These 4" x 4" coasters are 1/4" thick and have a recycled non-skid backing.  They are easy to clean with soap and water, and the open cell fabric on the...


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Gum - I Actually Gave A Sh*t Earlier Gum By Blue Q

I Actually Gave a Sh*t Earlier Gum by Blue Q

$ 1.99

But the moment has passed.  Your timing sucks. (And you know exactly who I'm talking about, don't ya?) 8 pieces of cinnamon gum.  Each pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. 


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Coasters - I Came Out Of Your What? - Drink Coaster By High Cotton

I Came out of Your What? - Drink Coaster by High Cotton

$ 3.25

"I Came Out of Your What?." Protect your tabletops with these hilarious,absorbent, neoprene drink coasters. The more you drink, the funnier they get!  You can also use them to identify whose drink is whose. These 4" x 4" coasters are 1/4" thick and have a recycled non-skid backing.  They are easy to clean with soap and water, and the open cell f...


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I Don't Always Get Lost Drink Coaster by Wits n' Giggles

I Don't Always Get Lost Drink Coaster by Wits n' Giggles

$ 3.25

"I don't always get lost, but when I do, I turn down the radio" It helps me see better Protect your tabletops with these hilarious, absorbent, rubber drink coasters. The more you drink, the funnier they get!  You can also use them to identify whose drink is whose. Of course, you can buy a single coaster, but who likes to drink alone?  The more y...

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Socks - I Gave A F*ck Once Crew Socks By Blue Q

I Gave a F*ck Once Crew Socks by Blue Q

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Socks - I Hate Everyone Too Crew Socks By Blue Q

I Hate Everyone Too Crew Socks by Blue Q

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Gum - I Have PMS & GPS, I'm A Bitch And I Will Find You Gum By Blue Q

I Have PMS & GPS, I'm a Bitch and I will Find You Gum by Blue Q

$ 1.99

Take next right?  IN YOUR FACE.  I'll give YOU recalculating. 8 pieces of fruit gum.  Each pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.


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Socks - I Heard You And I Don't Care Crew Socks By Blue Q

I Heard You and I Don't Care Crew Socks by Blue Q

$ 9.99

  Fits women's shoe size 5-10.  Made of 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 1% spandex.   PLEASE NOTE: Blue Q socks feature panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” Our sassy phrases fall on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.


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Hand Sanitizer - I Just Shit In The Woods Hand Sanitizer By Blue Q

I Just Shit in the Woods Hand Sanitizer by Blue Q

$ 5.99

Made for camping, "I Just Shit in the Woods" hand sanitizer by Blue Q is a vital addition to any backpack for those times when you are answering nature's call in nature itself.   2 oz./59 ml


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Gum - I Kissed A Democrat Gum By Blue Q

I Kissed a Democrat Gum by Blue Q

$ 1.99

And it's funny. I knew it when we kissed. I refused to accept the facts and yet it still happened.  8 pieces of peppermint gum. Each pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.


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Gum - I Kissed A Republican Gum By Blue Q

I Kissed a Republican Gum by Blue Q

$ 1.99

I didn't know it when we kissed, but I kind of liked it.  Maybe it's time to cross the aisle. 8 pieces of peppermint gum.  Each pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.


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Socks - I Love My Job.  Ha Ha Just Kidding. Crew Socks By Blue Q

I Love My Job. Ha Ha Just Kidding. Crew Socks by Blue Q

$ 9.99

  Fits women's shoe size 5-10.  Made of 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 1% spandex.   PLEASE NOTE: Blue Q socks feature panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” Our sassy phrases fall on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.


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Gum - I Love You Gum By Blue Q

I Love You Gum by Blue Q

$ 1.99

It's Simple...xoxo. 8 pieces. Peppermint flavor.  Each pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.


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Gum - I Need More Money And Power Gum By Blue Q

I Need More Money and Power Gum by Blue Q

$ 1.99

And less shit from you people, so smile and nod, smile and nod. 8 pieces. Peppermint flavor.  Each pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.


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Gum - I Scream, You Scream, The Police Come, It's Awkward Gum By Blue Q

I Scream, You Scream, The Police Come, It's Awkward Gum by Blue Q

$ 1.99

Move along. Nothing to see here. Just a coupla friends, have a friendly shouting contest. I won, by the way.  8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored gum in each box.  Each pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.


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Gum - I Should Be A Better Person, But I'm Not Gum By Blue Q

I Should Be a Better Person, But I'm Not Gum by Blue Q

$ 1.99

I have read 45 of the 50 greatest self help books of all time and all I have to show for it is this lousy pack of gum.  Be Better than me.  Buy two packs. 8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon flavored gum in each box. Each pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.


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Gum - I Want To Go On Eternity Leave Gum By Blue Q

I Want to Go on Eternity Leave Gum by Blue Q

$ 1.99

Hey Steven Tyler, I'll see your Permanent Vacation and raise you an Eternity.  There are palm trees and beach umbrellas and perfectly-sweetened margaritas and no hangovers and I'm never coming back. Please hold my calls. 8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum in each box. Each pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.


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I Would Slap You Drink Coaster by Wits n' Giggles

I Would Slap You Drink Coaster by Wits n' Giggles

$ 3.25

"I would slap you, but shit splatters." And who likes splatter? Protect your tabletops with these hilarious, absorbent, rubber drink coasters. The more you drink, the funnier they get!  You can also use them to identify whose drink is whose. Of course, you can buy a single coaster, but who likes to drink alone?  The more you buy the more you sav...

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Gum - I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum By Blue Q

I'm a Delicate F*cking Flower Gum by Blue Q

$ 1.99

For those frequent moments when you need to send a direct message to the person standing next to you and you've also just consumed a lot of garlic.  Also, matches great with our Delicate F*cking Flower women's crew socks. 8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum in each box. Each pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.


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